Chicken Coop

WB ANGELLOVE!!!

2005-09-08T09:39:00.000-07:00

Its been a long long three months, and not too much has changed for some of us, a lot has for others.....I will let everyone update you, as for me, im still working at ann taylor, still married, and am still in chicago..this is a record for me :)
but I missed you so much and am so so so so so so so so so happy to have you back!!
love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Lisa!!

2005-09-05T16:26:00.000-07:00

Just wanted to send you a special birthday wish on your special day. You are beautiful, smart, funny, and everything I could want in a friend. You are a great listener and have a genuine, sincere heart. I hope you day is wonderful and all your birthday dreams come true. Love you babes!

Diamonds are a girls best friend

2005-08-31T10:28:00.000-07:00

Last Friday, I popped my cherry. No no not THAT one, lord knows I lost that in the back of a Buick 8 years ago....My strip club one. A friend of mine decided to test my "real" limits in my curiosity and attraction towards the same sex. We showed up at Diamonds Gentleman Club at 11 o'clock. A 5th of jack Daniels in hand- apparently you can byob so long as its closed. We walked inside, and the bodyguard kissed my cheeks and gave us a great table up front. It was crowded, but not smoking, and very clean. We sat down, acknowledging the bachelor party in the corner with a smile and wave. About 1/10 the audience was female, so I didn't feel too weird. We sat down and enjoyed the show. The stage had a pole up the center, and a great dj that sounded like he worked at a radio station during the day. The first stripper came out and she was beautiful. I wont go into detail over every stripper, but they were all 18-23, thin, and beautiful faces (only 2 or 3 had fake tits, and they looked awesome too). I was a little disappointed in some of the strippers routines, they mostly slowly moved around and didn't really work the audience. But there were others- mostly the blondes, that were fantastic gymnast types. Hanging upside down from the pole, 15 feet off the ground doing fantastic contortionist things with their bodies. The ones that went up to "tip" usually ended up with a face full of beaver, the girls- tits, and the real nasty guys seemed to get a load of ass in their faces.
There was also a cage on the other side, so after they worked the stage a few songs, they went to the cage about 5 feet by 5 feet. The "bars" were about a foot wide apart. When the spunky blonde I loved went to the cage, brandon gave me several ones and told me to go give them to her. Ill be honest, I was a little nervous. There were ALOT of guys sitting around the cage, and I had to stand in between the seats to "tip" her. I went up, feeling the JD though, and smiled at her. She got a huge grin, and started groping my body, tits and ass. I told her I loved her "spunk" (hits head on table, I know I know) she laughed, said she loved hot women, and kissed me, then allowed me to tip her in her garter. The guys cheered, and I walked away, a little more confident. I went to the restroom and when I came back, this chick was sitting on Brandon's lap. She asked me if I wanted a dance. She was really really cute, but she couldn't have even filled an A cup. I passed as well as Brandon did.
Then I saw the most gorgeous woman on stage. Long, wavy dark hair, perfect curves and bright green eyes. I watched her dance in awe and whispered if I get a dance it would so be from her.
When she went to the cage, I was prodded over there again. I stood there, almost shaking, and she saw me right away. She came over and let me tell you, it was kinda a blurr. I recall her tearing my shirt down, playing with my nipples, a lot of hollering, some whispering and kissing..and her giving me back my tip plus a few bucks. I walked away to a standing ovation, too drunk by then to be embarrassed.
Later on, We were sitting there at the table, it was passed two, I had to work at 6 am the next day....so we thought we should head out. Then it happened, there was my dream girl, tapping my shoulder. Brandon grins and said, you know you want to. I did. So I let her lead me over to the surrounding seats where people got their fully nude dance. She sat me down, and once again, worked my top down (not hard to do, since it was a knit tank top) Rubbing her smooth body all over mine, I smiled. The guy getting one next to us, stopped watching his girl, and pretty soon, most of the place was watching. I didn't mind, I was just watching her. She said she was in love with my tits, so big and real and she groped and squeezed them. I just smiled, knowing it was part of the whole "routine". She gave me an extra song, and ended up slipping me the 20 brandon had given her. We kissed at the end and I left in rather a daze. I will definitely be going back.
4 out of 5 stars :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Lookout Bitch

2005-08-09T07:27:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Candee!

2005-08-05T13:05:00.000-07:00

Candee, hope you have a wonderful day!! You only get wittier, funner, and hotter with age. You are the best, and we love ya!
I still owe Cory a cam show too....maybe ill just wait for Lisa's birthday, and do an extra long one.....
*hugs and kisses sexy girl!

Our Angelkin is alive and well!

2005-07-30T03:05:00.000-07:00

Today I got a postcard from our channel mom--she says that she's having fun in the sun, but she told me to tell y'all that she misses us and wishes we were there. Hmmmm...I wonder how much baking she's getting done on the beach.

Taboo?

2005-07-29T00:50:00.000-07:00

(GuBBa) i've stuck my dick in a gurls ass, they like it sometimes, gurls ask for it
(GuBBa) because they wanna feel like they are being bad and going taboo on you :)
(Lyonene) Right
(Lyonene) which girl told you this?
(GuBBa) its a TABOO, gurls love TABOO :)
(GuBBa) its different with many gurls, but the majority its all about taboo
(Lyonene) girls like it because the cumming is much more intense
(Lyonene) is this your own theory, GuBBa?
(GuBBa) sure, but some like it because its taboo :)
(GuBBa) no, i've talked to several gurls about that
(GuBBa) most gurls dont get off on ass sex
(GuBBa) they dont know how
(GuBBa) they analyze it too much while its being done
* Lyonene shakes her head
(VixxHurling) you are 12 arent ya? Or at least the peopple you fuck are?
(VixxHurling) lol
(VixxHurling) cause any REAL woman I know... knows why she likes anal
(VixxHurling) and it has nothing to do with taboo
(VixxHurling) lol
(Lyonene) Exactly Vixx
(GuBBa) ok then what is it
(GuBBa) lol
(Lyonene) I just told you
(GuBBa) but then again, i'm not with those gurls anymore ;) for the reason that they werent REAL women
(GuBBa) they annoyed me lol
(GuBBa) well the thing is, the TABOO and BEING BAD is a definate, but gurls will never admit to it :)
* Lyonene throws up her hands
(GuBBa) they will sit there all innocent lol
(GuBBa) and pretend
(GuBBa) like they are
(VixxHurling) ok well.. you are talking about GIRLS.. not women
(VixxHurling) girls that age.. couldnt find their own ass with two hands and a flashlight
(VixxHurling) never mind talk about sex intelligently
(GuBBa) Vixxen, not all women like anal, not all like being bad, some just like doing what they like, all i am saying is that from my experiences from the 18-25 yr old crowd is that
(GuBBa) they like the taboo
(GuBBa) Vixxen i take it your older than 25
(Lyonene) Trust me GuBBa, if a woman is doing anal, it's not cause it's taboo
(VixxHurling) yessir I am
(Lyonene) whether they're 20 or 40
(GuBBa) well gurls try the anal to see if they will like it right?
(GuBBa) RIGHT?
(GuBBa) soooooo they are entering a TABOO that they wouldnt have considered before, once they like it
(Lyonene) or they are entertaining the idea of trying something different
(GuBBa) To some its a Taboo
(GuBBa) to some it isnt
(Lyonene) cause if they were entertaining the idea of being taboo they'd be having the dog fuck em
(VixxHurling) LOL!
(VixxHurling) bingo

Stick em up!

2005-07-19T10:33:00.000-07:00

Thought you might like a laugh today.

IQ test, not too bad for 1:30 am

2005-07-12T07:03:00.000-07:00

Congratulations, Shannon!Your IQ score is 131 This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns.

try it out http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/index-pop.jsp?sid=&supp=&z

Best Love Match- Calling ALL ARCHERS :D

2005-06-29T08:26:00.000-07:00

Shannon, the best Zodiac Match for your personality is Sagittarius

Sagittarius, the Archer (November 23 to December 21): This intellectual and independent partner is just your type. Initially, a Sagittarius may catch your eye with their knack for witty conversation and flirtation. But as you get to know them better, you're even more likely to be drawn to your Sagittarian's adventurousness and unhesitating willingness to take the risks necessary to keep life fun and free. People born under this sign are typically both enjoyable to be around and interesting to talk with. Be aware that Sagittarians do have a tendency to become restless at times. However, this sense of adventure will help keep things exciting in your relationship. In the bedroom, you'll likely find that the Archer is sexually creative and will keep you happily engaged. This is simply a natural extension of the Sagittarian nature. Overall, they want to get the most out of life and are always on the lookout for exciting new adventures.

Fun test! Though the pop-ups are a bitch!
http://web.tickle.com/tests/zodiac/

I laughed, I cried

2005-06-24T11:48:00.000-07:00

* Bludevil2k1 sticks out his tongue at angel while she sets her buttocks on his eyes
Bludevil2k1 :)
Bludevil2k1 :P
Angelkin omg!
Bludevil2k1 *tongue wiggle*

How cool, I have this exact print in my house

2005-06-24T00:13:00.000-07:00

You Are Best Described By...

Farbstudie Quadrate
By Wassily Kandinsky

What Famous Work of Art Are You?

We Love You Angelkin!!!

2005-06-23T10:27:00.000-07:00

Ok, so our dear love is going to the beach tomarrow. While we get to sit in our hot houses and offices, typing on our little, sticky keyboards, she will be off for sand, sun, and loud sex (hehe had to put that in there ;) ) So I thought I would take a minute and mention all the things I will miss about our little Angelkin. I will miss her sweet voice, her "naughty" humor, and of course, her sexy bod :D I will miss every little thing that makes her so cute, original, and uniquely our Angel. I hope you have a great time, and we will miss you lots!! *hugs and kisses

Dirty Dirty ( Wideo ) Girl

2005-06-22T12:59:00.000-07:00

The long and short of it is. I see nohting wrong with that. Pass the salt and limes please.

2005-06-22T10:06:00.000-07:00

Fuzzy Bunny Slippers

Feathered friends

2005-06-22T09:53:00.000-07:00

Hey! I wanna be a lil fluffy yellow baby chick, k? Cuz they are all cute n stuff, and don't we all wanna be cute n stuff?? *peep peep* Is there more than one rooster in this chicken coop?? Cuz if not, he's gonna be bussssssyyyyyy! :o)

So anyway.....

2005-06-22T09:32:00.000-07:00

He doesn't say a word.
He just looks at me, keeps looking at me, staring at me.
His eyes are grey. I know he's unstoppable. But the last thing I want is for him to stop.

I'd like to kiss him. I don't dare.
I'd like him to kiss me. He doesn't.
He just looks at me.

Seems to me it's story time again.

To be continued....

Wonderful

2005-06-22T09:29:00.000-07:00

Thanks so much again..all of you for getting me into this....blog shit. *batting eyelashes*

Calling all chickens, hens, and cocks

2005-06-22T09:24:00.000-07:00

Good job richie, you get a cookie :)
Now where is everyone?
More importantly, who should we talk about first? :D

Scratching Around

2005-06-22T08:58:00.000-07:00

We make some tentative marks in the dirt with our yellow claws.........
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